The pressure of Amazing Amy always being one step ahead of regular Amy’s life combined with the devastation of regular Amy always trying so hard to be the woman and the wife she thought her husband wanted her to be (the cool girl) only to have her heartbroken after five years as a reward made her snap. The tinder was there. Past relationships proved that about Amy. The tinder was there but her decisions caused her husband to evolve into the matchbook, something Amy did not see coming. What she wanted all along was the matchbook. His match scratched Amy in just the right place, and she fell in love with him. She went up in flames. Her sexy smokey voice emits a purr where there was once a low growl. It was a low growl before him. She was a damsel in distress drowning in the boredom of the one percent, waiting for a knight such as him to orbit, as the kids these days say. She wanted a knight that would help make her Amazing Amy too. It would have been lovely if it were that simple, that poetic. It sounds good on paper, doesn’t it?
Girls Who Wear Glasses 